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Griffin is a great hockey player and soccer goalie. He can be funny and nice but most of the time he is annoying. He likes to make fun of people (whom he secretly likes) and then takes the joke and posts it on the Urban dictionary. He can be gay and like boys named Schoen but that’s okay because after his friends stop making fun of him, they will accept Griffin for who he is. Some Griffins may also be transgender but nothing’s wrong with that either! ❤️Griffin and Scheon forever❤️
Person 1: Is that Griffin making fun of Schoen?
Person 2: Yeah, they’re married.
Griffin by Idk_who_1234 November 29, 2019
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A person on your team that suck at all positions
Griffin is a shit ass kicker 🦵
Griffin by Beefboss October 5, 2021
1. A phoenix like creature .
2. A nice shy guy who can be a jerk/ loser .
1 "i saw a griffin in the woods!'
2 "Griffin so nice" "no way, he was so mean to Julia!
Griffin by SP&IW July 23, 2009
Gay kid and stupid kid. such a teachers pet and tattletale
i feel bad you met a Griffin
Griffin by nice kid 10101 November 10, 2020
Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.
"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things."

"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."

"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."
Griffin by vannaka April 19, 2010
A smart, cute guy, who is kind and compassionate and a good friend. he is kind of a hoe but after he realizes you are his he will love you forever.
guys i like griffin

everyone does
Griffin by griffinlover21 January 25, 2018
Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.
Man, Griffin is the modern John Bender; he has so much edge and so much heart.
Griffin by 5w33tC4r0lin3 May 12, 2018