Greg

Greg is somebody who sleeps with your mom and gives you illegal fireworks. He cannot be there when your dad is home. Greg is a cool guy that you and your mom like but your dad doesn’t.

Person: Hey, Greg came by my house yesterday! He gave me some firecrackers! Person: Does your dad know?

by Anounymoose December 28, 2020

Greg

The fastest growing army on YouTube, do NOT search that up.

Person 1: Hey look, it’s greg, the new guy!

Person 2: You mean The fastest growing army on YouTube?

by RottenAppleGt August 14, 2023

Greg

The guy who sings in every fking class

Greg is gay

by GREGHANDSOME December 4, 2019

Greg

A word used to replace a dirty word you don't want to say.

I almost blew a greg when watching thar video last night.

by NotTheCoinSlot June 17, 2018

Greg

The definition of ‘Greg’:
1. Not talking to a single person and being so antisocial

2. Playing world of tanks all day so that he will fail his GCSEs
3. Being a NPC

Greg

by yungNickOnDaTrack February 27, 2023

Greg

An owl like man who prowls the streets wearing a tweed jacket, joggers and CAT boots. Is often found lusting over bald headed men and eating Kofta.

That guy is creeping me out, he is a bit of a Greg.

by Hairy boiled sweet. December 21, 2018

Greg

Greg is everyone

Greg is you and me
Greg in your family and friends

Greg is your dog

We are all greg

Greg the fastest growing army

by anonymous May 21, 2022