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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time
Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?
by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.
“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.
Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.
by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018
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