Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

Gold Star Bisexual

A bisexual who's never hooked up with a straight person.

Tommy's a gold star bisexual, all the girls he's dated were gay.

by Jabberfagger December 14, 2025

Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a women.

As a Gold Star Gay, who had never had sex with a woman, Brad was assured a lifetime of hot gay sex with a lifetime of hot gay men!

by The Zeffster June 1, 2025

Gold Star

A person who has sex with only one person their entire life. All genders. This applies to ALL humans. Preferably with someone they love.

My boyfriend is my Gokd Star.

My best friend is her husband’s Gold Star

by GoddessBlue July 2, 2021

Gold Star

A person, who has had sex with the same person, their entire lives. This applies to ALL genders. ALL sexualities. Preferably with someone they LOVE.

My boyfriend is my Gold Star.

My best friend is her husband’s Gold Star.

by GoddessBlue July 2, 2021