Crazy Cat Gentleman

They exist, they are the male version of a Crazy Cat Lady.

"Crazy cat gentleman! you have too many cats!"
"Bollocks, I can never have too many felines."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

True Gentleman

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.

- John Walter Wayland

That guy from SAE sure was a true gentleman.

by True Gentleman January 13, 2008

Gentlemans wank

When a man decides to wear a condom,during masterbation.

generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.


performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.

Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.

hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.

had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.

by Roland 808 March 19, 2009

Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

by bunj March 4, 2009

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman

Something very rare today. A man who is respectful and considerate of those around him. Acts politely. Treats women with respect. Open doors for them, pulls out chairs, and is classy. What more guys should be. Because regardless of what your testosterone driven buddies tell you, treating people with respect and being polite doesn't make you a "fag" or "wimp" or whatever. It makes you a good person and will really benefit you in life.

When we went out, he opened doors for me, offered me his coat, and brought me flowers. He was such a gentleman.

Tom: Hello sir, it's nice to meet you.
Man: Same to you.
Other person: Tom is nice young gentleman

by i speak truth August 25, 2006