A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
by pantheraux September 9, 2010
Get the French fruitcakemug. by ndkangel May 8, 2016
Get the Bloody Fruitcakemug. by DebRi December 21, 2013
Get the Teenybopper Fruitcakemug. When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.
by aggabhang April 14, 2016
Get the fruitcake specialmug. When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.
by Devil$whip April 11, 2015
Get the Devil's Fruitcakemug. by Danethan Rothbert December 8, 2007
Get the fruitcake martinimug. Usually regarding someone wearing a fedora. They think they are above all other men for no reason at all. They possess more swords than the 2nd century and 'know' how to use them. They also 'know' they can treat a lady better than you. Trust me, they cuddle their anime pillows harder than you ever will. They are just awkward neckbeards embarrassing themselves on social media.
Hey honey look! It's one of those m' lady fruitcakes!
John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.
John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.
by tissy furball April 17, 2017
Get the M' lady Fruitcakemug.