Original Formula

Referring to the Four Loko formula prior to the removal of all caffeine.

Dave: Hey brah, how was your 4th?

Steve: Oh dude it was fucking sick, we were playing beer pong on the lake and Todd got smashed off some Original Formula then pissed on his girlfriend and hit his best friend in the face.

Dave: Damn dude where'd you find that?

Steve: I have kept some Original Formula on the reserve for special ocassions, you know that ish gets your RIPPED!

by The J Jack July 6, 2011

Anal Penetration Formula

The Angle of the Dangle x The mass of the ass = The heat of the meat

What is the formula to ass fuck someone? -Arbiter

look it up. its called the Anal Penetration Formula. -John

by Killerflash25 October 9, 2017

Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

by マジで死にたい May 4, 2019

The Formula 1

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.

Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?

by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020

Ogre and onion math formula

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)

Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017

Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor sport racing. It started in 1950 with the first ever championship race. You are an idiot if you do not watch it, as it takes place all over the world. Most Americans do not like the sport for they are ignorant idiots who watch NASCAR, which sucks.

Guy A: Who do you think is going to win the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix?
Guy B: Alonso and Renault

by Deathrider April 19, 2006

The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)

Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.

by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011