A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it mayeven be a womanly man.
A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair Spiked Jelled Hair Manly Walk Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)
A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.
I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.