Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Sprog flume

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

by Tominator May 21, 2023

baby flume

a low pitched noise of the throat, commonly creates a scene of chaos, uncomfortability, or ease.

Franky baby flumed so loud and hard that the room went silent... then erupted into full blown applause.

by sandycohen01 May 26, 2010

Flume

Fumes in flames

The house went in flumes!

by Shister Sam August 6, 2018