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Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..
poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"
by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009
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Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.
Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!
by The NardDog July 14, 2009
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flume flogger

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee
He or she is a flume flogger.
by IAMIMC December 14, 2022
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Flume

A transgender woman who sleeps around with multiple men.
She's a total flume, that's the third guy she's been with this week.
by HecklerHound May 28, 2023
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Sprog flume

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume
by Tominator May 21, 2023
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snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014
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alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018
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