Fungus Juggler

A drug dealer who exclusively deals mushrooms.

"Man, I haven't tripped in a week, I need to head on over to the fungus juggler."

by Big Chief Smackahoe May 17, 2009

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fungus the chungus

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.

Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"

by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 11, 2019

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earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

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Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.

I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.

by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015

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Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

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