French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.

"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"

by Crappychald123 June 22, 2018

french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ October 23, 2015

French Fry

A citizen of the nation of the fanciest fries.

I am a French Fry!
You French Fry!
Hey, French Fry!

by 489flint September 25, 2017

French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan

Look its french fry what a retard. Kys

by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019

french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016

French fry

The French way to roast someone!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023