Chocolate French-Fry

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

by DrNick777 February 19, 2015

amsterdam french fry

When mayonnaise is used instead of a more conventional lubricant for sexual activity.

Did you know that in Europe they don't put ketchup on their fries? They prefer to use mayonnaise. The other night we didn't have any lube so, I went for the old Amsterdam French Fry...worked like a charm.

by rerahrabbit January 17, 2011

Wisconsin French Fry

A Wisconsin French Fry is the act of loading one's cock into a potato gun and consentually firing it into one's partner's anus.

I am going to Wisconsin French Fry you until your face looks like a Happy Meal.

by Bryan Wisconsin December 9, 2009

Potato tomato french fry

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.

My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.

by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018

Sneaky French Fry

When you order onion rings from burgerking and you always get one french fry that teases you and is usually a small fry that makes you regret getting onion rings.

God damnit i got a sneaky french fry.

Travis was a sneaky french fry at alex beels house.

God damnit I want fucking fries now/

by lextrashaw August 23, 2009

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011