The Forklift

When fingering a two hole while lifting her in the process.

"Yeah nah gave the misses the forklift last night."

by Yeah the boys 99 September 22, 2016

Louisiana Forklift

Items Needed: Super Glue
A Pickup
4th person working as a
Driver
Money for Medical Attention

This happens when two guys lather their dicks with super glue, get on their knees, and then one iserts into the vagina and other into her mouth. From there the two guys lift the female while one is getting a blowjob and the other is fucking the female. (Beware may require medical assistance to end the Louisiana Forklift)

"Sally, Tim, and Steve ended up in the Emergency Room after attemping the Louisiana Forklift...doctors say Steve might lose the tip of his penis."

by Randall, Josh, Jordan January 16, 2009

Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 4, 2018

ukrainian forklift

A move for one man to try on another male, when dude number one is standing with his hands on his knees, dude number two proceeds to make a ring with his arm going between person number one's legs. Dude number two then lifts with his legs, moving his arms up also, this lifts dude number one into the air by his nutsack, much like a forklift...hence the ukranian forklift

"I was tired after my run, then Jordan came up and gave me a Ukrainian Forklift!"

"Alec thourghly enjoys getting the Ukrainian forklift"

by Viva-la-man April 26, 2006

Cosmic Forklift

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

by 1010101011011 May 17, 2010

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.

Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.

by Jea Bagel November 30, 2013