Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 01, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 04, 2010

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 05, 2009

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.

Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.

by Jea Bagel December 01, 2013

Forklift-Fucking

A sex position where the man holds the woman up with his 2 arms at a 90 degree angle. He does shoulder raises causing her to go up and down on his penis.

"They were caught forklift-fucking at work today"

by omwtfyb04 May 20, 2024

Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

by Grand Slam June 14, 2016