Elastica

A homoerotic game played by a group of men. Each man stretches his own flaccid penis by using one hand to steady his own shaft while using the other to tug on the tippy tip. The men use long glances to compare penis lengths, resulting in a few repressed chuckles and macho bragging rights.

The lacrosse coach caught his defensemen playing elastica in the locker room after the big win.

by Laura's Bush February 24, 2010

poop elastic

sphincter,anus

My poop elastic is on fire after that spicy chili!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

elastic heart

Sensitive to heartbreak/romance

When it comes to that special someone I have a elastic heart.

by Leansy January 5, 2016

dack elastic

Meaning the elastic in a pair of pants (shorts, trackpants etc).

My dack elastic needs fixing. (elastic may become streched and loose over a period of time or over use).

by NewSensation July 29, 2006

elastic man

A.K.A. Stevan Milosevich
well known to be able to have triple jointed fingers

stevan you really are the elastic man.

by JB clown November 4, 2003

Elastic Sisters

Noun. The name of a group of women who have had sex with a common man.

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers.

Suzie: "You had sex with John? Me too!"

Mary: "Elastic Sisters!"

by TallZack July 29, 2011

elastic asshole hascle

an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.

The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.

by mini may February 6, 2004