Edward

Edward is someone who has a big shlong and knows his way with hot milfs.
Omg look at him he’s an Edward
by Edwardswillruletheworld November 22, 2021
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That nigga edward is a fucking thug and a really bad person. Don't ever let that nigga cook he will burn the entire neighborhood down. The are typically a lightskin of any race and pulls a lot of hoes. That's the only good thing about this guy though other than that he is very reckless and ruthless. He is perfect for being a goon in a gang come recruit this guy.
Hunter: There's that nigga Edward watch your pockets
Jonah: Yeah last time I hung-out with that nigga he knocked me out and r worded me then took my fuckin money
Hunter: What a thug
by 7starr.lee July 02, 2023
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An adolescent male human being who believes that saying the N word and making racist jokes is funny. He also aspires to be like Patrick bateman earning him the term "wannabe Patrick bateman" in many peoples contact lists. He thinks that any woman who isn't willing to date him anymore is narcissistic and rude. He is typically into the 'male manipulator' music and films.
edward:

"I took a test online and it said I'm a psychopath. I knew me and patrick bateman were the same!'
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Edward = Explosive. Diarrhea. With. A. Running. Drip.

usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.
Bryan: Dude, Edward is knocking at my door right now.
(After coming back from the bathroom)
Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.
by thiefingdude July 14, 2011
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A horny guy who fucks everything that moves
You better freeze when you see Edward or else he might fuck you in the ass.
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Totally awesome and kindhearted man.
He has big muscles and is big.
''Who is that big muscled man , not attacking the violent thug ?''
''That's Edward.''
by RhymeDuckTime May 23, 2016
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Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.
Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS
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