Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021

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Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020

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Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.

2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”

by Skydog7 May 21, 2024

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Cultured entrance

Enter a room unannounced and wait for those in the room to notice you first. Cultured people do not like to knock before entering a room because it reminds them too much of the popo knocking down their doors after a brief knock to catch them committing a crimes.

Shaq Mugabe did a cultured entrance today into my office, and I barely even noticed him come in!

My paralegal, Shaniqua Shanene, did a cultured entrance into my office today, and I just ignored her because she couldn’t be bothered to announce herself.

by Dr. Cultured June 12, 2018

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