The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).
Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.
by AP1318 September 14, 2003
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Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.
I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers
by Somc33 December 15, 2022
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Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.
John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.
by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010
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double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.
Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!
by Sam Steine November 20, 2003
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double fist punch

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!
by Big D666 December 29, 2016
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Double fist me the Jesus

Coffee. And lots of it. Originally used because someone was having two iced coffees
Im having a stressful day. Double fist me the Jesus!
by PKlady March 24, 2023
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Double Fisting Day

Double Fisting Day is a holiday celebrated on October 22nd, the day after International Fisting Day. The day is dedicated to all power bottoms who have the ability to take a double fist.
Person 1: I had a great ffun yesterday. We celebrated International Fisting Day.
Person 2: Don't you know that today you can double the ffun? Today is Double Fisting Day!
by euroFFox March 2, 2025
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