doink

vt. 1. To flub, or make a mistake, particularly in a sporting match.

I cannot believe that kicker doinked that field goal, even after the penalty gave him a second chance.

by Dale Mahoney October 7, 2003

Doink

Doink can have the same meaning as "cool" or "awesome." Used to describe something you like.

Dude, that car is so "doink!"

by CR life April 25, 2009

doinks

Very short shorts, especially cutoff jeans with the pockets hanging below the cutoff line. Used only for men.

I know it's hot, today, but does gary really need to be wearing doinks and showing so much leg?

by Rake In Hell August 2, 2012

doink

to waste time friviously

as in "doinking around on the computer."

by Torie Benson October 17, 2003

Doink

A common phase used in volleyball when somebody hits the ball over on the 2nd hit.

I hate playing volleyball with John, he constantly doinks the ball over the net.

John is a real doinker. I wish he would learn some volleyball etiquette and realize that real players hit off the volley.

by Susan Silver April 28, 2008

Doink

Someone who is unaware of something obvious, a person or persons that think they know what they are doing,but are not doing so correctly. Also something weird or unusual or just plain stupid.

Thats so doinky.

by TheMostDoinkedUpPersonOnThePla December 19, 2010

Doink

A rude word, so rude that it exceeds the offence of any other vulgar words.

Zoe: 'You're such a fucking doink!'
Ryan: 'mother fucking doink'
Emily: 'I've been such a doink today..'

by Alyshia Black December 30, 2011