Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

Dairy Throat

When you indulge in a significant amount of dairy products (like ice cream) and get a back up of mucus in your throat that makes you cough

I just ate ice cream and now I got that dairy throat.

I can’t really understand you, did you just eat ice cream? Sounds like you got dairy throat.

by Lilsqueeze2 June 11, 2023

dairy binge

When lactose intolerant people decide to stop being so good with restricting the dairy intake, and eat tons of dairy products, knowing the outcome will be horrific.

Shannon: I went on a complete dairy binge last night.
Emily: What?
Shannon: ...I had been doing so well.
Emily: ...Oh no....

by EMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ February 2, 2009

Dairy Bar

Another word for a Females chest or breast

Wow now thats a nice dairy bar.

by Joel Ramirez April 8, 2007

Dairy Swirl

When a male orgasm's onto a woman's vagina and then proceeds to insert his penis back into the vagina and swirl it around

DUDE! i totally gave her a dairy swirl and she liked it!

by trousers (ed) October 21, 2008

Dairy Hick

A redneck dairy guy that needs to shave down below

My boyfriend has a beautiful penis, but he sure is a dairy hick down there.

by Drawkcab Gnik June 17, 2010

dairy slugs

description for female breasts after going through child breast feeding; resembling a slug like shape as they sag down a woman's torso.

"She succeeded in looking 10 years and 2 kids older with those huge milk-encrusted, baby suckled mom tits. Now she doesn't have to work out as much and has to eat a lot more cheese because she needs to keep her belly and thighs in proportion to her dairy slugs." - ArB

by m0rfus October 2, 2014