A Dodgy Old Joe

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

dodgy dutch marcus

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.

"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."

by yourboss February 13, 2005

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

dodgy cunt

Noddy

Noddy is a dodgy cunt.

by Erik jefferson August 28, 2016

dodgy style

The style of dodgeball that is of the upmost skill.

Wow! The purple Cobras upped their dodgy style this year!

by YouKnowWho42 October 13, 2016

Dodgy Bob

A shit that refuses to be flushed

After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

Dodgy Rockstar

A sexual fetish enjoyed by rock stars, whereby the climb into a refrigerator and close the door, inadvertently getting locked in and suffocating to death.

Did you hear about Sam? He did a Dodgy Rockstar and killed himself.

by Teddy Pendergrass July 13, 2022