A Dodgy Old Joe

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

dodgy dutch marcus

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.

"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."

by yourboss February 13, 2005

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 10, 2014

Proper dodgy like

It means to be dodgy/odd/weird/strange/faulty

That food was proper dodgy like kiiid

by theviv11 May 12, 2019

Dodgy Bob

A shit that refuses to be flushed

After the second flush I knew I’d done a dodgy bob

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

dodgy

A word used when no other word is available. No actual meaning.

My life is so, so dodgy.

by NotMartoREEEEE December 22, 2017