by Annoyyyyyymous December 2, 2020

by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex
I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.
by CMell October 28, 2020

A reference to the song “Heather” by Conan Gray. In the lyrics he sings
“I still remember third of December, me and your sweater”
On 3 December you should switch/give a polyester sweater with/to someone.
“I still remember third of December, me and your sweater”
On 3 December you should switch/give a polyester sweater with/to someone.
by Fatgay December 2, 2020

by PersonIDontLike December 2, 2022

Conan: "I still remember... THE THIRD OF DECEMBER (December 3).....ME IN UR SWEATER...."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."
by dealwiththereasons December 2, 2022
