Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
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1. A person that passes through your life repeatedly who is intense and awesome, and when gone you are still in contact with that person in some way but they are not a continuous partner.
I have found there is a hole in the poly lexicon. The term "play partner" doesn't fit non-casual partners. Play sounds trite. Some of these relationships can span years and even decades. Some are very deep, with a combination of intimacy, friendship, admiration, and shared history. Poly circles use the term "play and pause" which also doesn't fit many of my "comets" as I don't pause. Many I stay in touch with daily or weekly.
Some comets come by every 18 months when the schedules line up or, to continue the metaphor, when the stars align. I have even heard some use the term partner-partner. As in, "they are a partner but not like a partner-partner." This is an example of that awkward lack of a term for someone who is somewhere between fully in your life at all times and a casual play play partner, that you like, but don’t have an ongoing connection with.
1. A person that passes through your life repeatedly who is intense and awesome, and when gone you are still in contact with that person in some way but they are not a continuous partner.
I have found there is a hole in the poly lexicon. The term "play partner" doesn't fit non-casual partners. Play sounds trite. Some of these relationships can span years and even decades. Some are very deep, with a combination of intimacy, friendship, admiration, and shared history. Poly circles use the term "play and pause" which also doesn't fit many of my "comets" as I don't pause. Many I stay in touch with daily or weekly.
Some comets come by every 18 months when the schedules line up or, to continue the metaphor, when the stars align. I have even heard some use the term partner-partner. As in, "they are a partner but not like a partner-partner." This is an example of that awkward lack of a term for someone who is somewhere between fully in your life at all times and a casual play play partner, that you like, but don’t have an ongoing connection with.
Ana is excited to have her comet Fredrico visit because they have hot sex and a deep connection. This is despite him living in Granada Spain and focusing on his poetry, while Ana lives in Seattle with her primary.
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a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.
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Get the Comethazine mug.A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.
Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
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