Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
Get the Sharlston Community Schoolmug. A school where folks are dirty-minded and country as fuck!!! If you don't hunt or fish or play football/baseball DoN'T COME HERE!!
by TTTTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY October 10, 2019
Get the BACONTON COMMUNITY CHARTER SCHOOL BCCSmug. A school where the administrations worse than the students. A school, well-known for being annoying and bitchy. Kids drive over 50,000 dollar cars that their parents bought them. They will run you over. A school that is an obnoxious joke where they take you out of class to talk about a "safe space" and makes you share things with your whole grade.
Guy 1: Where do you go to school?
Guy 2: I go to Scheck Hillel Community School.
Guy 3: *hits him with chair* fuck you
Guy 2: I go to Scheck Hillel Community School.
Guy 3: *hits him with chair* fuck you
by crazykid321 December 16, 2023
Get the Scheck Hillel Community Schoolmug. barely any hot girls, libtard as hell, transtards going in the bathroom of the opposite sex, whores in high school, communist teachers, targets students with an IEP, and is a hippie school, kids on pot, and dumbasses falling off balconies.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 4, 2024
Get the fernleaf community charter schoolmug. The kind of shithole where year 7s act up coz they think they're suddenly big, year 9s have a massive vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week.
Mason: "Yo Tyler, do u kno that school where year 7s act up coz they think they're big, year 9s have a vaping addiction and there's a fight every other week."
Tyler: "You mean that shithole Lister Community School"
Tyler: "You mean that shithole Lister Community School"
by yournansasocialreject101 November 29, 2021
Get the Lister Community Schoolmug.