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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
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Charity Case

A charity case is someone who other people help out of pity.
Person 1 : Wow, poor girl. I'm going to buy her a bouquet of flowers because I feel bad that she's crying.

Person 2: You shouldn't treat her like a charity case, nobody likes that.
by Shhhhhhhh!! July 9, 2018
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charity shaming

Charity shaming

transitive verb
1. To coerce, force, pressure or intimidate another person to donate to a non-profit cause/organization that one has personally deemed worthy by 1) declaring (usu. via some social media outlet – e.g. Pinterest, Twitter, Instagram, Google+, Snapchat, etc.) that one has donated to said cause and then 2) challenging the other person to meet and/or surpass the donation.

2. To make an ultimatum (under the guise of harmless competition) with the intent to intimidate another person into giving aid to a cause of the intimidator’s choosing.

3. To compel someone else to participate in asshatery (parading as philanthropy), without regard to either the other person’s individual wishes/desires or knowledge of the other person’s pre-existing philanthropic history.

4. To continuously, obnoxiously solicit a charitable donation from someone who has already politely declined by 1) lowering the requested amount (southern-Cali-swap-meet-Turkish-bazaar style) and/or 2) emphatically re-(and re-, and re-)emphasizing that it’s for good cause.
1. Kevin: “I’m calling out Dave to take the ALS ice-bucket challenge…” Dumps ice water over head…vagal response causes breathing/ heartbeat to stop…passes out…slams head on floor

Dave: “Um, yeah. Fuck the ‘ALS Challenge’. I’ve been giving to six charities of my own choosing every year for over a decade and I don’t announce it to the world or dare people to do the same on Facebook. It’s not your fucking business what or how much I donate or to who or whether I even donate at all. ‘Calling me out’ won’t change my mind. Keep the charity shaming bullshit to yourself.”

*Kevin never actually sent any money to the ALS Foundation, has no clue what ALS is, doesn’t care and will never mention it again in his life – he just wanted to get in on the “fun”…

2. Caller: “Hey thar, dis is George wit' da Eternal Brotherhood of Kul County Po-leese an’ we doin’ our anyool fund drive for da famlies o’dos slain in da line o'duty. Wud ya be willin to part wit $50 t’support dah poor widus an’ orfans dis year?”

James: “Um, no thanks. I’m on a budget and I’ve already given-”

Caller: “Yah? I unnerstan…well, how bout $35? You DO like orfans, right? I mean, you don’ sound like a child-hater t’me…”

James: “Um, no, I’m not. I just don’t have the funds–“

Caller: “Yeah, I know you said ur no child-hater an’ I can put cha down for $20 t’support the orfans of the cops who died fer YOU. It’d be comin’ in the mail.” ends call “Dis herre charity shamin’ sure is easy…”
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Charity

A beautiful girl that doesnt see it. She's constantly pushing herself up even when she just wants to continue falling. She wants to be someone but is too worried about what everyone else thinks so she hides it all. She's always putting everyone elses pieces back to where they belong and no realises that she cant pick her own up her own.
I think she's a Charity.........
by NotAFuckB0y January 19, 2017
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Chastity Slut

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.
Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!
by res judicata July 7, 2011
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Chastity-bush

When a women/man decides to sustain from sex for a period of time and in efforts to prevent sexual activity she/he also decides to lay off on grooming of any kind in the private region. ; A pubic shrub purposely grown out in order to abstain from sexual activities .
Damnnnnnn Gina !!! Your chastity-bush is far too over grown , how many months has is been for you ?
by Cassie JUan May 27, 2013
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High Charity

The Covenant Holy City. Abandoned by the Covenant once it becomes infested with the Flood.
High Charity is a mobile city.
by Menes July 22, 2005
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