Chad

N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!

Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"

by Elizabitch:) May 10, 2009

the chad

Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.

Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.

by MaxP0wer September 2, 2006

chad

(noun) the dirrect opposite of a chode. it is a dick that is long and skinny.
(adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny

Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode

Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee

by Davebrochill July 1, 2007

Chad

Chad is a human but like the definitions say he is kind of a ball sack and also is porn ridden

Chad why r u calling me a SUS

by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019

Chad

A man with the unfortunacy of being named after your neighborhood redneck and a depressed country in Africa :(

Person 1: Poor Chad
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he’s named after Chad Dinkleberry

by Lionsfan22 April 26, 2019

Chad

When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it

Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad

by man_goo July 19, 2010

Chad

a dick

Everyone: Chad is a dick

by the only true Descendants fan November 10, 2019