Chromebook

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I cont do anything n this piece on shit."

THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.

dsahj jdkhdsdjfwdh - written on a chromebook

by Porfit the MORUE June 6, 2022

Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.

Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.

by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022

chromebook

a pile of actual garbage,where dogshit has a better processing power

Jack: Hey I heard you got a chromebook,how is it?
John:It is absolute garbage device that will never be good no matter how much google tries to do to make it work
John

by Ilikeeatingbeans4 March 2, 2023

Chromebook

Chromebook

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by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023

Chromebook

a super shitty peice of school technology.

"hey did you get that computer?" "it runs like a fucking chromebook."

by astinkywinky June 2, 2023

Chromebook

a device that i want to slam into the wall 9103 times and hammer it into a billion pieces

Ava: Ugh! These chromebooks suck! They're battery is so bad!

by MxrieLBBH September 5, 2023

Chromebook

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.

Mum - I got you a laptop honey!

Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =

by chromebooky December 16, 2023