country bumpkin

a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots
me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork
by the perch September 17, 2011
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country bumpkin

Relatives who have sex with each other in a barn.
Billy Bob Podunk and Bobby Sue Podunk are country bumpkin!
by Ralph666 April 30, 2014
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fuzzy bumpkin


A cute way to describe a woman's pubic area as slighty hairy. Usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her vagina.
"Hunny look! I have a fuzzy bumpkin! Do you think I should shave it?"

"Want to pet my fuzzy bumpkin?"
by visionarty October 15, 2007
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country bumpkin

Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life never lose him because they are simply the best at what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.
by countrybumkin April 15, 2005
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Country Bumpkin

Getting head from a baby cow while taking a shit in an out-house
When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.
by Aneta November 07, 2007
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bumpkin seed

the child of a bumpkin who will no doubt becoming a bumpkin himself/herself
That little kid eating the paint chips sure is a bumpkin seed.
by JohnnyDax January 17, 2010
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Country Bumpkin

A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.
by isisj October 18, 2004
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