buffed

extremely tired, worn out from having too much sex or masterbating excessively

"Shit man, i whacked my weenie 8 times today; I'm so fuckin' buffed"-mark

"Mmm, me and brandon did the dirty 4 times today and we were both so buffed we slept all day.

by LicksMmm January 28, 2005

Buffed

to be watching a video and have it begin buffering half way through, especially if the video is being show for a large public presentation

"You got buffed!" or "That presenter got buffed half way through his video about africa, so the assembly took twice as long."

by MOON-E July 7, 2009

Bufflehead

The worst kind of oral sex. Could be due to any number of reasons, but it ends up being so bad that you just wish it never started. Like rubbing your junk in sand.

That hot chick I took home last night? Yeah... She had no idea wtf she was doing. Gave some of the worst bufflehead I've ever had.

by Buffleheader October 4, 2017

stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation

a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

by ballcheeze June 1, 2010

Buffed

To be beaten up badly

Damn bruh he buffed your ass yesterday

by 8100stunna December 13, 2018

Buffledoo

A large Domino's meat lover pizza that has been jizzed on.

"Dude, you did not just turn my large Domino's meat lover pizza into a buffledoo."
"Domino's got me acting up."

by CoffeeGopher August 26, 2022

Buffle Bro

A Buffle Bro is a student of the University of Colorado and enjoys spending his time watching sports and "bro-ing" out looking at tiffs. His favorite past-time, however, is looking like a total douche bag.

That Buffle Bro has three popped collars and a Buffaloes jersey on.

by Kordd September 22, 2009