Brainer

Mauritian creole language. It means a boy masturbating.

Get sa pilon la kuman p brainer.

by Spookydevilman79720 November 20, 2022

Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

no brainer

when you give oral sex while concussed

“yo brad, this girl gave me dome while she had a concussion! i call that a no brainer”

by kitkat2323 November 30, 2023

No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.

I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

brainer

The act of making a basic decision and bragging it's smart and unusual.

1- I'm worried about the high Covid infections atm so I'm wearing triple masks *smug face*

2- daamn, that's very smart brainer-boy

by Kafka1 August 26, 2021