hey, (insert girl's name that he likes here)! bowl-in!!!!!!! (tosses object to the girl that he likes)
by Partaaay Gal December 28, 2008

by atootechnical2 February 26, 2011

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare
"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.
by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007

When having anal sex, the area where the penis hits, and it hurts, but feels so good at the same time.
The sex was so good, I think he broke my bowl. The Bowl is very hearty though, I'll be ready again tomorrow.
by Bob Bowl November 13, 2007

by JumpMan23 May 25, 2006
