Blondie

A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.

Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“

Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“

by Daonly1 January 22, 2018

Blondie

A DOG that is amazing and cuddly and never gets on your bad side dogs named Blondie are one of the best things you can have in your life they help you when you get sad or lonely and do funny things even though they are a dog dogs named Blondie are independent but still need someone to be with them they are smart dogs and learn quickly even if you don't notice. Saver every single moment with your dog Blondie

I think im going to name her Blondie she seems like a one of a kind dog that i will never let go

by Saucyy_facts June 2, 2019

Blondie

probably a girl with blonde hair

she’s a blondie

by shutupwhoreshutup February 1, 2022

blondie lemon boy

the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.

“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re such a bittersweet person.”

*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb

by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020

Blondie

The best singer of all time. Blondie is incredible and can be referred to as Taylor Swift.

person 1: "wow...who wrote this song? It's AMAZING!!!!"
person 2: "It's Blondie. DUH"

by blondie4life13 March 15, 2023

short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

blondie quandie

what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual

Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.

by rb133 June 19, 2021