A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!
Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?
by Dr. VanNistrelroy December 22, 2013
by Thanks for the Memeries July 23, 2017
A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
A person who plays poker without thought, logic or care. Often incurs the wrath of people who take the game seriously. Most commonly found in online games.
Man 1: Dude, can you lend me 300k?
Man 2: Why? What the fuck happened to your stash, man?
Man 1: Lost it all to a Bingo Player who went all in on a 5 2 off suit.
Man 2: Damn, Bingo Players. May they all burn in hell.
Man 2: Why? What the fuck happened to your stash, man?
Man 1: Lost it all to a Bingo Player who went all in on a 5 2 off suit.
Man 2: Damn, Bingo Players. May they all burn in hell.
by morenacapoeirista November 05, 2009
by Jimmyjoe March 01, 2005
1. High Stakes bingo 2. One of the greatest, unheard of, and underated country songs.ITs by James McMurtry. More of a story about a family reunion out west the meth-amphetamine industry, and incestry.
by Cowboy939 March 11, 2009
an office game for yuppies and geeks
1. go to an office meeting
2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase
3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear
1. go to an office meeting
2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase
3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear
Collect phrases like :
"moving forward" (in the future)
"Growing the business"
"mental bandwidth"
"de-risk"
"develop a plan around"
"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)
"partner with" (in reference to another work group)
etc...
Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!
(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"
"moving forward" (in the future)
"Growing the business"
"mental bandwidth"
"de-risk"
"develop a plan around"
"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)
"partner with" (in reference to another work group)
etc...
Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!
(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"
by P Taylor February 18, 2008