Bernes

This mofoga is nailin‘ some
serious shit.
Girls try to mess him up but that dude‘s tough af.
He‘s livin‘ life to the fullest and he is not the one who fights back, he kills haters with silence.
Bernes is also known for his beautiful face and his well shaped body.
He‘s most likely single, so give him a call.

Bernes is the most handsome dude on earth.

by NotBernes January 7, 2019

Berns

noun. life of the Party; everyone’s favorite friend; his crew is likely to consist of other big dicks due to jealousy he tends to receive from so-called “men” with SDE (small dick energy); constantly surrounded by like-minded Alpha—goons ready the make food out of anyone foolish enough to disrespect him; his presence often breeds jealousy and insecurity; the nicest guy you know, but is likely to slay your hoe or sick his dogs on you

I got cuckholded once, but I get a pass because it was by a Berns.

by A User Has No Name November 23, 2021

Bern the bich

A stupid boy who always has a weird boner 24/7. Every single day he masturbates out in the open in public on the streets. He has been arrested over 2169 times by the Australian federal police department. He has been famous for humping Jutsin Biber.

E.g 1- Yo what up Bern the bich :) :)
E.g 2- Bern the bich is raping dogs, raping dogs, raping dogs, Bern the bich is raping dogs, hes a faggot....(Parody to old McDonald)

by Bernymasturbating1269 April 29, 2019