bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010

bathroom Polo

Most notably mentioned in the song, "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Bathroom Polo refers to some establishments (restaurants, hotels, etc.) that have a collection of cologne in their restrooms. Usually these are small trial sizes for sale in a dispensing machine. Since Ralph Lauren's Polo is one of the most well known scents for men, the reference is obvious.

"Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo."

by GhostFaceGirl December 31, 2008

office bathroom

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.

"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

bathroom audible

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

Bathroom Model

A girl who takes a lot of self-portraits on the Bathroom mirror for the sole purpose of posting them on social networking sites. Usually done with a camera phone!!!

oh, dont you kno this girl takes all her pics on the mirror, such a bathroom model

by Black Supahero August 21, 2010

Bathroom Meteorologist

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off

Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist

by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 November 25, 2010

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

by zachfree August 14, 2011