Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise
ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.
by Lothar January 14, 2018
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Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"
by nickidel07 March 19, 2016
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Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In
Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!
by Farvtron September 05, 2023
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Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent
My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.
by Brownchickenbrowncow December 26, 2019
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Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.
"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"
by Tracwoc December 23, 2014
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redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
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Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.
My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.
by tawnyammm January 02, 2014
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