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The Ballsher

The Ballsher, short for the Ball Washer, is great fun. Allows a male to wash his balls while at the same time engage in an invigorating and stimulating experience.

Similar to teabagging however you actually get something useful out of it.
Guy/girl puts dishwashing detergent into the recipients mouth (use water/saliva to get a good lather going) *NOTE* DETERGENT MUST NOT BE SWALLOWED

Guy then takes his testicles and literally dips them in and out of the recipients mouth to ensure a good cleansing.

This may be repeated as many times as necessary to achieve desired cleanliness. You will have successfully been BALLSHED, OR BALLSHED someone else, aka given The Ballsher.
by Jizz master 2k9 March 15, 2009
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Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.
Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.
by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025
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Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover

Taking an unnecessarily long route when an easier alternative was available.

Taken from the idea of someone getting lost on the way to Bolsover and driving around nearby Carr Vale nature park for several hours before finding their way.

Often Bolsover is shortened, pronounced 'Bow'ser'
Example: I just took a 'shortcut' that was 20 minutes longer than my usual route'

'Youve been going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover'
by PotsNPan July 16, 2021
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