buttseckz

Of or relating to having anal sex.

-Bend over! I want buttseckz!

-Yes, Tal.

by metroid_omega August 28, 2003

buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

buttsecks

the plural of buttseck

BUTTSECKS RLY

that about sums it up right there

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

Gai Butsechs

Anal penetration of two males.

I totalled gai butseched that guy last night.

by Smelly Peterson January 21, 2005

buttsecking

to be in the act of buttsecks; to buttseck.

hello? hey dude wuts up. hey can i call u back in like 20 minutes? i'm buttsecking my girl. aight talk to later, peace.

by jon p from dub pee... November 6, 2008

buttsecks

Anal sex for 1337 nerds.

h1 7h4r3 \/\/4nn4 h4v3 50m3 g00d (yb3r buttsecks?? l0l0lz0rz

by XSGame September 22, 2005