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The Chocolate Bayou

when your sitting in the bathtub (or taking a shower) and someone comes in and takes a shit right next to you.
especially when the bathroom has alot of steem and moisture in the air.
my sister came in and pulled the chocolate bayou on me last night
by zony89m July 9, 2011
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sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.
I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.
by andrew smith September 14, 2004
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louisiana bayou

A rare infection of the skin similar to the more widely known Necrotizing Fasciitis (Flesh-Eating Bacteria), differing mainly by the source or cause of the infection. The bacterial spread begins through the upper layers of skin tissue, proceeding to the deeper layers of the skin tissue within a culturing period of roughly 3 to 6 days. The infection is caused by direct contact with a liquid containing the live bacteria, the most common infection scenario is the accidental act of stepping into a puddle of various bodily fluids found to excrete from a typical hobo person(s). This can vary from vomit, feces, semen, etc (Often a combination of several aforementioned bodily fluids)
Walking down an alley last night Chris caught a wicked case of louisiana bayou.
by Hex-aye-techs April 8, 2015
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country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
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Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.
"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"
by LazyPatti April 26, 2023
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Blackout bayou day

December 22nd, the day you and your closest friends are supposed to black out together in the bayou. 10/10 bonding experience.
That Jean kids a real boner, he refuses to celebrate blackout bayou day
by Bigskier December 22, 2024
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deep in the bayou

Yeah bro your eyes are so red, i can tell you are deep in the bayou
by TheRealBayouCalliou November 30, 2022
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