Bayou Bunny

A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.

When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.

Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'

Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'

Joe: 'wow'

by Two Spoon Destroyer January 01, 2021

Bayou Butt Buddy

When you go to Taco Bell (or other diarrhea causing fast food) with a buddy on a hot day. Eat way too much and wait for you and your friend to get the sweaty, poop filled, "Bayou Butt". Then you go to town to clean each other with your tongue. You are now Bayou Butt Buddies.

Hey bro you hungry enough to go to Taco Bell and become my Bayou Butt Buddy after we're done at this orgry?

by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025

Bayou Billy

A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.

"as dumb as a bayou billy"

by KillerTool88 August 23, 2020

country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)

“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“

by Sikemike June 24, 2018

Bayou bliss

its like lean except you put molly percocet and lsd in it its sold in texas bayous hence the name bayou bliss

FUCK THIS BAYOU BLISS HITS HARD

by FemboyPebis July 31, 2021