A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
by Reed Son November 09, 2008
While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.
Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens
by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020
John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay
by Jrnabbhrhsx July 30, 2019
Person 1: "My gay awakening was the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"
by dg1301 June 11, 2023
When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.
“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.
by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 31, 2022