Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!
"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."
by MasterMTG April 24, 2006
The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.
by hoity-toity October 30, 2008
A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.
by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 31, 2004
by Kent May 6, 2003
I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.
by nyb December 22, 2007
by pedro! November 19, 2005
by G Moore October 13, 2004