ARF (Angry Resting Face)

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."

"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."

by Eddy 3094A September 30, 2012

arf bark grrr

Arf bark grrr is a sentence that i FREAKING use no one else. YOU CAN FREAKING BITE ME IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY FREAKING WORD SO BE GONE EVIL DEMON OF THE NIGHT. love you

stranger:"hey hows your day?" me:"arf bark grrr!" stranger:"ok you seem like a demon."

by ARF BARK GRRR May 25, 2018

ARFE

Animals R For Eating - An underground and very secretive militant carnivore organization. Thought to be inactive.

Some idiots from ARFE were throwing cheeseburgers at River Pheonix causing a traffic jam in front of the Viper Club.

by Michael Scott2 December 15, 2008

Arfe

Noun. A point that disproves Tiger Man's Theory

This is an Arfe

by RIP Chunnel October 2, 2022

Cool arf

A phrase to inform someone of their hot headedness

" If man are getting a bit too hot headed, they need to cool arf"

by BBGWAG June 4, 2021

Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021

`arf-quid

`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.

"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."

"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."

by dgrilawidbanana February 9, 2025