ARF (Angry Resting Face)

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."

"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."

by Eddy 3094A September 30, 2012

arf bark grrr

Arf bark grrr is a sentence that i FREAKING use no one else. YOU CAN FREAKING BITE ME IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY FREAKING WORD SO BE GONE EVIL DEMON OF THE NIGHT. love you

stranger:"hey hows your day?" me:"arf bark grrr!" stranger:"ok you seem like a demon."

by ARF BARK GRRR May 25, 2018

ARFE

Animals R For Eating - An underground and very secretive militant carnivore organization. Thought to be inactive.

Some idiots from ARFE were throwing cheeseburgers at River Pheonix causing a traffic jam in front of the Viper Club.

by Michael Scott2 December 15, 2008

ARF

Acronym for Adolescent Retarded Fool. Someone who is an ARF is someone who is immature, insecure, stupid, slow-witted, overconfident, and completely convinced of their own superiority, without having any merit whatsoever.

Friend 1: "Did you hear what that guy was saying to his girlfriend? What an ARF!"

Friend 2: "Yeah. He seems like a real tool."

by ThePotatoFish December 22, 2019

arf

like h but better

person 1: DAMN Ryan just rammed me in my ass with his juicy toes
person 2: arf

by carolinethegay May 22, 2018

Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021

Arf

Actually really funny

Person 1: Omg this person fell over in this video.

Person 2: omg that’s arf!

by Poricbne April 5, 2023