Andrei is the last piece to you puzzle of life. It is incomplete if you don’t have an Andrei. He is helpful, hot , creative, funny, good-looking, charming and cute. Andrei is the type of boy that has a large penis. He performs great in school. He is usually tall and blonde. In worst case scenarios, Andrei can be annoying.
Oh my god, that guy is so hot
Ah yes, he is Andrei”
by Mariamariachis November 21, 2021
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biggest cock in Europe, likes to fuck trigkas mother
"-Makari na hmoun o Andrei"
"-Ontws kai egw thelw na phdhksw thn kuria Ntina"
by sidenius13 November 20, 2021
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A russian that cant get rid of his thick accent no matter how hard he trys. He crushes on little girls in the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" while friends just shake their heads in horror. He is paler than how your face will become after finding THOSE pictures on his computer and skinnier than the victims. He plays "Subnautica", "Akinator", and his favorite character from DDLC is Monica.
Girl 1: "Oh my god Andrey is coming!! Hide!"
Girl 2: "Nah its ok we can hide behind him"
Girl 1: "What are you talking about?! Hes skinnier than a stick! Were screwed!"
Girl 2: "Ah shit."
Both: "Ahhh!"
by bbbigbubbba April 11, 2019
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Tall, Skinny Moldovian boy who’s a great friend and smart guy but is very sensitive. He’s scared to fly into a clowns dms and he acts like he’s the best volleyball player on the planet but couldn’t lead a group of degenerates in beach volleyball.
“Yeah he’s a nice guy but he was pretty Andrei about some soft topics”

*little kid falls of bike and cries* “aww sweetly you’re so Andrei”
by Blondegirlslayer November 8, 2018
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The best looking gay lad you will ever see, best looking and amazing character. This person has an amazing sense of humour and there is no way you can be bored around him. This guy can be find in Stoke for now but god knows in the future.
by Gay-Andrei February 27, 2022
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Every girl likes to make him hard and horny. Especially girls named Silke with a big forehead like to kiss Andrei.
Wow, this Silke really loves this guy named Andrei
by Autismspeaks1337 November 4, 2019
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