Alessandra Coochie is the hottest woman alive. She is smoking, sizzling, and sexy hot. She is a one of a kind human being because she is a bit odd but everyone loves her for that. She is kinda bipolar, one day she loves people the next she wants to unalive them all. But that she okay since she is the most popular girl in school and all the boys won't leave her alone but in the end of the day she is devoted to her chuzz crush she liked in year 7 because she is just interesting like that. Her favorite things are PE, the gym, boys to old for her, her dad, her glorious friends, awkward and consipated looking boys.
Who is that girl staring at me, laughing, a bit awkward, and red like a tomato?
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
by sookmatats August 5, 2025
Get the Alessandra Coochiemug. An Alessandra is kind and fun loving. She'll tend to be closed off and shy at first but then once you get to know her, you step into her world and it's like nothing you have ever seen before. She is extremely creative and talented. Whether she is your partner or friend, she is someone you want to cherish and keep in your life because she is on in a million and consider yourself lucky to ever know one.
by Ilovebunnies467 December 3, 2023
Get the Alessandramug. Often Alessandra is a tall person, with brown hair and dark eyes but very attractive and conquering. Alessandra is the friend you have always wanted, she is not only beautiful, she is also very affectionate, talented and kind. In fact there would be many other positive adjectives that you can attribute to Alessandra. She is a calm and almost always positive person, but be careful, such a good and nice person, she hides the pain very well! She is a very insecure person inside, she struggles to make decisions even if he always decides well. She often bursts into tears, she is very sensitive, so treat Alessandra well, she deserves the world, she is a golden person.
I love Alessandra, she is the best friend that everyone wants to have, I love her with all my heart.
Ps. sometimes Alessandra can also be drunk, you will see her be the most attractive person on this planet 💪🏻😩
Ps. sometimes Alessandra can also be drunk, you will see her be the most attractive person on this planet 💪🏻😩
by Mr.Fred08 January 7, 2022
Get the Alessandramug. Alessandra has arleady an own panda.
So get away from her if you are not rengoku,seshomaru or kurama from yu yu hakusho.
She doesn't know she is actually nice and pretty.
She hates polenta and Laura, Laura i really hate you.
Laura destroyed panda's heart so she hate that girl.
Alessandra is the nicest person on the whole world,she is extroversial and so attractive, she will steal your heart and it will be like to been on a rollercoaster.
If you are a normal person you cannot deal whit Alessandra bc she is like a god.
No wait,she is a god
PS:(she is so nice that i forgot how to speak english when i woke up thinking about her this morning)
-panda
So get away from her if you are not rengoku,seshomaru or kurama from yu yu hakusho.
She doesn't know she is actually nice and pretty.
She hates polenta and Laura, Laura i really hate you.
Laura destroyed panda's heart so she hate that girl.
Alessandra is the nicest person on the whole world,she is extroversial and so attractive, she will steal your heart and it will be like to been on a rollercoaster.
If you are a normal person you cannot deal whit Alessandra bc she is like a god.
No wait,she is a god
PS:(she is so nice that i forgot how to speak english when i woke up thinking about her this morning)
-panda
a: damn bro she is an Alessandra!
b:oh god i love her
a:do you really need an example to understand what im talking about?
b:oh god i love her
a:do you really need an example to understand what im talking about?
by ALESSANDRA'S PANDA March 11, 2022
Get the Alessandramug.