leaky alaskan pipeline

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions

Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

by realtimecrease August 20, 2022

frozen alaskan pipeline

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.

by Die Tasse May 21, 2004

Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.

Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.

by Se7en November 15, 2006

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.

Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020