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Adobe Gremlins

The little gremlins that kick you outta class
- Sorry I keep getting booted. Adobe Gremlins out for blood today
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Adobe Flash Player

Is what u call a human that wears a stupid but still fucking swagy outfit.
For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!
by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021
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Adobe Illustrator

Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.
"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"
by wwhat should I use December 18, 2018
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Go adobe

Behavior that is rude, disrespectful, disruptive and/or hostile toward a software vendor, resulting from their total inability to comprehend, much less accommodate, reality in licensing of their product.
When the GroSoft rep told us the licensing was per user per seat, not available as a network license, but still required tethering to the server, it was inevitable that Chris and Mike would go adobe on his ass!
by BMtech September 5, 2007
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Adobe Threesome

Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.
OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!
by starpelly July 25, 2020
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