by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out this really cool game called Among Us by Innersloth! It's very good!"
3 Months later...
Guy 1: "Hey man... Are you okay?"
Guy 2: "No i'm not okay."
everywhere I walk, It's there. Everything I look at, I see it. I fucking see it.
Any image on social media, it's there... it haunts me.
"Dude it's just a funny reference."
thats how it started. HE FUCKING SAID IT.
IT RUINED MY LIFE, MY FUCKING LIFE.
I COULD LOOK AT MY BED AND IT WOULD BE WEIRD SHAPED AND I WOULD THINK OF AMOGUS
I LOOKED AT A BOOKSHELF FROM MINECRAFT AND I CAN SEE IT
I CANT STOP LAUGHING, I JUST CANT. IT HAS FUCKING INFECTED ME AND I CANT STOP. I CANT I CANT
THERE WAS THIS TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE AMOGUS GUY
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS IT FUCKING HURTS I JUST CANT I CANNOT DO IT
DONT EVEN FUCKING MENTION THESE STUPID WORDS
I CANT EVEN SAY THUMB WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT AMOGUS
I COULD WATCH ANYBODY DIE, OR JUST WATCH SOMEBODY WALK AND I INSTANTLY THINK ABOUT AMOGUS
EVERYTIME I SEE RED I THINK OF AMOGUS IMPOSTER
I KEEP SAYING THIS FUCKING STUPID WORD SUS I CANT STOP
THE WORD AMONG US IS FUCKING RUINED,
FUCKING RUINED.
I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE I WANT TO MAKE SOMEBODY STOP IT
PLEASE USE THE EMERGENCY BUTTON AND EJECT MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE IT HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE MAKE IT STOP I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN
3 Months later...
Guy 1: "Hey man... Are you okay?"
Guy 2: "No i'm not okay."
everywhere I walk, It's there. Everything I look at, I see it. I fucking see it.
Any image on social media, it's there... it haunts me.
"Dude it's just a funny reference."
thats how it started. HE FUCKING SAID IT.
IT RUINED MY LIFE, MY FUCKING LIFE.
I COULD LOOK AT MY BED AND IT WOULD BE WEIRD SHAPED AND I WOULD THINK OF AMOGUS
I LOOKED AT A BOOKSHELF FROM MINECRAFT AND I CAN SEE IT
I CANT STOP LAUGHING, I JUST CANT. IT HAS FUCKING INFECTED ME AND I CANT STOP. I CANT I CANT
THERE WAS THIS TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE AMOGUS GUY
I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS IT FUCKING HURTS I JUST CANT I CANNOT DO IT
DONT EVEN FUCKING MENTION THESE STUPID WORDS
I CANT EVEN SAY THUMB WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT AMOGUS
I COULD WATCH ANYBODY DIE, OR JUST WATCH SOMEBODY WALK AND I INSTANTLY THINK ABOUT AMOGUS
EVERYTIME I SEE RED I THINK OF AMOGUS IMPOSTER
I KEEP SAYING THIS FUCKING STUPID WORD SUS I CANT STOP
THE WORD AMONG US IS FUCKING RUINED,
FUCKING RUINED.
I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE I WANT TO MAKE SOMEBODY STOP IT
PLEASE USE THE EMERGENCY BUTTON AND EJECT MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE IT HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE MAKE IT STOP I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN
by Ssandstorm March 30, 2021
The hellhole we all fell in. The thing that everybody hates. Amogus. Not to be confused with "Among Us" or "Amogus Disease", Amogus is simply a meme where stupid people say "when the impostor is sus" and stuff like that. The Amogus Disease is a whole other story. Basically, the amogus disease is spread when people see an "Among Us" character on an object. It can be because it is red and has a circle or square thing in it. It can be spread when people say: "Hey. I think I see an amogus." Then it will be spread again and again until you can't take it. You see amogus in everything.
Person 1: Hey! When the imposter is sussy amogus! Hahaha!
Person 2: NOOOOO NOOOO PLEASE GOD PLEASE NO
Person 1: W-Why aren't you laughing? Its a funny lil amogus joke wher-
Person 2: "Remember, no russian."
Person 1: Huh? Amogus is funny, rig-
*stab*
Person 1: w-why? i-im too young to die..
Person 2: This was all your fault.
Person 2: NOOOOO NOOOO PLEASE GOD PLEASE NO
Person 1: W-Why aren't you laughing? Its a funny lil amogus joke wher-
Person 2: "Remember, no russian."
Person 1: Huh? Amogus is funny, rig-
*stab*
Person 1: w-why? i-im too young to die..
Person 2: This was all your fault.
by TheTurkeeFlee February 11, 2023
Amogus is a meme
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS April 24, 2023
Amogus 😯☺☺☺😳😳😊😊😊😳😳😀😄😄😊😊😳😳😊😊🤣🤣😁😂🤣😀🤣😀😂😁
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Amogus"
"OH NO IT'S YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I TRY TO SLEEP AT NIGHT BUT I'M HAUNTED BY THE FACES OF THOSE WRETCHED SPACEMEN. I'VE TRIED COMMITTING SUICIDE BUT I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS. PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE..."
"...Who's there?"
"Who's there?"
"Amogus"
"OH NO IT'S YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I TRY TO SLEEP AT NIGHT BUT I'M HAUNTED BY THE FACES OF THOSE WRETCHED SPACEMEN. I'VE TRIED COMMITTING SUICIDE BUT I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS. PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE..."
"...Who's there?"
by _Bob the Cat_ March 19, 2021