Goot

A Goot is a person who simps so hard it hurts

OMG LOOK AT THAT PERSON THEY ARE A GOOT FOR YUNGBLUD

by BigMichael69 August 30, 2021

Goot

The greatest of out time or soon to be the greatest of our time

I will be the goot

by jajajhajahjahah April 17, 2022

goot

penis

Man, she sure can gobble the goot.

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Goot

adjective,

1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,

ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.

"hey, dude you wanna run some lethal company tonight?"

"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."

"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."

by John F kennedy the 4st February 16, 2024

Goots

noun: item held in generally in a bag used to lure the opposite sex away from scum bags and to yourself.

I used my bag of goots to get the bitch away from that prick and to myself.

by Casper3720 August 29, 2021

goot

A strange looking goat!

I have a goot next door.

by plato! October 29, 2024

goot

To go off topic / someone who always goes off topic

ex 1:
"hannah, how many times are you gonna goot before you just shut up"

ex 2:
"Wow i philip, i am such a goot today"

by swaggy420 August 17, 2014