vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.

Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....

by 1FreshCat May 4, 2010

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

vagina vaseline

A solution for your other chapped lips

Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!

by Morgasm Gillesbian July 4, 2016

Vaseline

She is irinas love. someone who irina is in love with and doenst want to admit it.

Person 1: Omg do you have any Vaseline??
Me: Are we talking about petroleum jelly or the person irina is in love with??

by ittsmalaika June 3, 2021

Vaseline

The person with this name has a really great personality and but is little stubborn. most likely to be a Leo or Aquarious. They don't have any real life crush and they don't believe in love at first sight. You want to be like this person.

Vaseline is very good

by Mnsi November 24, 2021

Welsh Vaseline

Used when reffering to saliva or spit.

Welsh Vaseline. Spat out when you have a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023