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free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!

ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR
"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!
by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023
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That one friend

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 1, 2023
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Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.
Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!
by Pop13 May 4, 2023
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