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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
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Monkey

Monkey with AK 47 will come to your house and destroy something you love.
A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house and destroyed my play-doh boots.
by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
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Autistic Monkey

Something someone says when they think you’re so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves
by lololol612 July 16, 2024
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Monkeying around

When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.
Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!
by RPDS Demo August 29, 2023
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fret monkey

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down
"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
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Monkey Slugging

When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!
Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??

Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.
by Mav_ July 22, 2019
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Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.
"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
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